neatpotatoes:

i think about this vine a lot

tortillah:

"youre laughing because youre lying!"

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tortillah:

"theres a test tomorrow"

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"dont worry! if you were listening in class you’ll be fine"

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"its only on the first 5 chapters"

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vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

(via palmist)

tortillah:

*attempts to seductively bite pen*

*breaks tooth*

(via tortillah)

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

(via pizza)

daytimeblogger:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

Don’t dead open inside

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alwaystroyler:

Reblog for Troyler.

Like for Troyler.

Ignore for Troyler.

Breathe for Troyler.

(via troylerkuhl)

cumber-bitches:

NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE

(via baeradley)

phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

(via bastille)

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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shouldnt:

(p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan

(via zackisontumblr)

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