i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

ITS MOTHERFUCKIN JULY

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(via lindsaylohoean)

Drake probably playing GTA right now picking up prostitutes and dropping them off in safer cities.

sassykardashian:

aware-and-content:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

There is a global helium shortage though

The divorce rate is at 52% though

Q

Anonymous asked:

I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden

A

killer-titz:

olivegarden:

i’m calling the official president of the usa 

returnofpowerbastard:

I’m bustin you outta this joint

(via metallics)

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

(via ugly)

laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

(via heliolisk)

inseparablemind:

WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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(via teenscoolest)

tateyarna-ayano:

finDING GOOD QUALITY STUFF FOR SUPER CHEA P

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(via communistbakery)

bonheurdefaux:

its ok because i hate you anyway 

(via sassykardashian)

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