watching porn

  • while you're horny: YOOOOOO
  • after you cum: ew

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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epic-vines:

Vine by: Chelsi Colwell

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yourecute-imthedevil:

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

Who the fuck doesn’t want this?!

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OMG I JUST REALISED THAT THE WOMAN IN “PARADISE” WAS THE WIFE OF THE ROMAN GUY, PETER CAPALDI, IN POMPEII WHO THE DOCTOR AND DONNA MET AND WENT INTO THEIR HOUSE SHE SAID THAT HE WAS HER “BOYFRIEND” REMEMBER SHE WASNT THE CYBERWOMAN WHO CRIED

oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

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fatkidinmath:

is drake bell related to taco bell (??)

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yazzdonut:

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i bet something like this is going to happen

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mydogsnokes:

tumblr has made MAYBE $100 off premium themes

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lordprofanity:

glazed—eyes—empty—hearts:

damngurlslay:

Troye to Tyler when he arrived in LA probably

I’M CHOKING

So was Troye

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hard-in-hightown:

mister13eyond:

one-armed-canadian:

pancakestein:

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Even before I read Homestuck I thought this was the funniest thing.

this comic appears on my dash routinely, like every month it appears like “time to read pancakesteins panty raid comic again” and I read it every time

This comic is how I got multiple friends into homestuck.

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unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

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Tiny Hand Orange Bow Heart