fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

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lezbhonest:

awwww-cute:

Today I caught the rainbow in my cat’s ear

all my years of blogging have led me to this moment i can officially close now

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2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

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staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

(via ugly)

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via stop)

  • person: so what music are you into?
  • me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation

overtheunderpass:

there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting 

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foofawomp:

u-ok:

(family brings up homosexuality at the table)(sweats)

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(via lohanthony)

koreykuhl:

aka The Day I Almost Met My Husband

(via troylerandnutella)

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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(via iwasrepeals)

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

(via hotboyproblems)

eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

(via crunchier)

whisperinqs:

when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback

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(via greetings)

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