himapapaftw:

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

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lamapalooza:

when your bestfriend replaces u

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watching porn

  • while you're horny: YOOOOOO
  • after you cum: ew

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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epic-vines:

Vine by: Chelsi Colwell

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yourecute-imthedevil:

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

Who the fuck doesn’t want this?!

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OMG I JUST REALISED THAT THE WOMAN IN “PARADISE” WAS THE WIFE OF THE ROMAN GUY, PETER CAPALDI, IN POMPEII WHO THE DOCTOR AND DONNA MET AND WENT INTO THEIR HOUSE SHE SAID THAT HE WAS HER “BOYFRIEND” REMEMBER SHE WASNT THE CYBERWOMAN WHO CRIED

oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

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fatkidinmath:

is drake bell related to taco bell (??)

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